Being a mom has taught me valuable life skills. For example:
–there is almost nothing too big, too small, or too crumbly for me to pick up using only my toes
–holding a child on each hip while hugely pregnant and carrying a diaper bags no big deal
–my hand-eye coordination is amazing; I can toss a toy into any size bin or a diaper into a small trash can from almost any distance and any angle and be about 90% accurate
–I can multitask circles around anyone
–fastest laundry folder around? You’re looking at her
–give me two boxes of pasta, some leftover meat, and an assortment of random veggies, and I can whip up a mean casserole to feed fifteen in about 30 minutes